I never thought I would ever top this insane craft magazine.
But I did. Ohhhh….I so did.
I found this beauty today…and it…is….amazing….ly….horrible.
240 pages of…. absolute garbage! Much like the Santa on the cover.
Oh look! Delores is beckoning us in to see her 1964 world of glue and crazy.
Up first…a bread Nativity scene. Or what happens when you serve “lima bean surprise” and rolls to your 8 year old son for dinner….and leave him unattended for 10 minutes.
Bird choir….and Tippi Hedren starring as the cherub.
Hold on! You are telling me those are forks? Give me a moment….let me see if I can tell where the forks are because all I’m seeing is tree branches.
“WHAT? The Johnsons are at the door? They’re carrying gifts??? Stall them while I whip some presents up in the kitchen! Hold on…hand me that featherduster first!”
“WHAT? The Johnsons are staying for dinner? Quick…grab everything out of the hydrator and start sticking them on the FORK TREE!”
Evidently, the stable was located in a flood plain.
Nothing says “Happy Holidays!” like purposely burning your house down.
Sadly, Delores found out that the only one who appreciated her holiday art was Mr. Santa Head. But even he was creeped out by the dinner she threw him.
This magazine is a true gem.
Oh…and if you liked these crafts o’garbage…you’ll like this….and this too.